"Hell no. I’m a bodyguard, I’m not going to play the fake boyfriend of some rich kid,“ Semi pointed out.Semi is a bodyguard who needs money. Tendou's has too much money and needs a fake boyfriend. The equation should be solved pretty easily, but Semi learns that putting Tendou into an equation is impossible anyway.
“I was a soldier from the 23rd Battalion, but am now a fugitive. I sensed your concealment charm earlier today when I was on the run from the patrol team.”
Kenji digs around the small carry-on bag he hadn't bothered to stow away in the trunk, and pulls out a paper map with a flourish.
"No," Taichi's already saying before Kenji gets another word in.
"Yeah, no," Kenjirou echoes.
Todoroki smirks at him then—the one that always precedes him pointing out when Katsuki does something he considers ‘out of character.’ “I thought you didn’t care about this kind of—and I quote—‘trivial shit.’”
Katsuki scoffs. “I don’t, but I care about you so if you did...”
Todoroki seems incredibly satisfied to revel in Katsuki’s words; the little shit. Katsuki doesn’t really blame him.
"You need to stop right now or I can't be held accountable for what I do to your smug fucking face," Bakugou says. He can feel his face starting to do that thing where his lip curls up to one side and his eyebrows threaten to go to 90 degrees as he begins to lose willful control of his facial muscles.
"That's okay," Shindou replies, leaning in as if Bakugou asked to get a better view of his pectorals or something. "I'll take responsibility."
"That's it," Bakugou snarls, and reaches out to grab Shindou by the strap of his stupid racerback and pull him in aggressively, then punching him.
On the mouth.
With his mouth.
For not the first time in his life, Bakugou almost regrets that he has bad taste in men.
“When will winter be canceled,” Bakugou grumbles.
“We haven’t even left home yet,” Todoroki says as he wraps Bakugou’s scarf around his neck, tucking the ends into Bakugou’s coat neatly.
“But still,” Bakugou replies,
The pleasant sensation that comes from kissing Bakugou – the knowledge that it’s because he’s touching Bakugou so intimately that’s got Bakugou making such vulnerable noises – it tingles satisfyingly underneath his skin in a way that almost feels like when he activates One for All.
– and then there’s the sickening sound of something snapping just as Midoriya realizes, half a second too late, that the feeling is actually exactly like when he activates One for All.
“Oh yeah,” Kaminari says, shrugging nonchalantly as if he was talking about the weather, “Todoroki’s got the biggest dick I’ve ever seen.”
Katsuki is anxious, Izuku can recognize that even from the slightest signs. He is going to snap any second and this time Izuku has to let it slide instead of letting out a weary sigh and a sharp “Kacchan”. Katsuki’s hand is slightly trembling as he ties the obi of his inner underrobe. Izuku steps closer to him and pulls the narrow belt out of his hands.
“Here, let me."
Blaze (Katsuki's side)
Blur (Shouto's side)
Blind (Izuku's side)
TDDK timeline [finished]
OT3 timeline [on-going]
Uraraka has a crush on Deku, but doesn't know that he's been secretly hooking up with Bakugou. She catches them fucking after school in the classroom, and Bakugou lets her watch as he rails Izuku against his desk. Bonus points if Ochako finds it hot and starts touching herself too
Katsuki topping Deku consensually.
- pinning deku's hands so he can't stifle his moans
- telling deku to look at him as he comes
- other demanding, controlling things
- deku so overwhelmed he's crying
That's my kink
Deku’s obsession with Kacchan is twisted and intense— Kacchan feels threatened and can’t settle down because those eyes are always on him. Deku won’t let him belong to anyone else. Nobody else gets why Kacchan is so uncomfortable and angry when Deku is around, and Deku takes advantage by isolating Kacchan. If someone found Deku’s terrifying photo collection of Kacchan candids and creepshots that would be SUPER BONUS.
Bakugou and Izuku were given a special as pro-heroes for an overnight stay at a fancy onsen. They catch is it was only a couples coupon and the person they saved who gave them a coupon thought they needed a relax. Just failed to say couple. Fake dating to placate the various people that keep assuming they’re together/asking for autograph/giggle over then being together as celebrities in the same onsen as them. Lots of sexual tension. Eventual sex during bathing.
Midoriya goes into heat early and asks his childhood friend to scent him so he can safely get home without being accosted. Anything can happen from there
I have this idea where Katsuki wanting to propose to Izuku asks people for advice on how to do it, and someone is like "just do it when it feels right, you know?". Following that advice, he ends up picking the worst time to do it, aka while they're fighting, in the middle of a villain attack or evwn during sex, like it's entirely up to you anon! I really don't care about specifics just make it as funny as possible.
Bonus points: if you include everyone's reactions afterwards.